About This Game The Culling Of The Cows is a side-scrolling shooter / tower defence game. You will take the role of Sammy, a soliloquizing schizophrenic farmer with a self prophesied mission to lay waste to the disease spreading over his farm.With his dusty old 12 gauge at his side and god at his back, Sammy isn’t going to be taking too kindly to the infectious chaos of the big city’s leaking its way out into wild country. When all the lunacy started Sammy consulted God on what he should do, and the response was. KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!!!!Steam Big PictureFeatures:Full Controller support.Steam Achievements.Fast paced action mixed with strategic gameplay.40 levels of critters that need a good butchering.Cheat Console.Plough your way through herds of shamblers and ravenous cattle.Easy to pick up and play, but gets quite challenging. 7aa9394dea Title: The Culling Of The CowsGenre: Action, Casual, Indie, StrategyDeveloper:DL SoftworksPublisher:DL SoftworksRelease Date: 9 May, 2014 The Culling Of The Cows Torrent Download [Crack Serial Key Funny humor. Slide scroller combat. Make sure you get it on sale, cause the price isn't quite justified. Though I do love the developer, it's just not their best product.. Cows are coming - shoot them. Okay, sounds fun.Reality: cows are coming, but the player is more preoccupied with the clumsy controls than the shooting itself. And it doesn't matter as it's boring anyway. 10 minutes was more than enough for me.I expected light entertainment - but not as light as the cheapest flash games (which is, by the way, an offence against flash games).As such, this game would be expensive even if it was free.. It feels like im playing a demo of a flash game.. Do you feel like there aren't enough games out there about shooting cows?If you answered "F$%& YEAH!!! COWS HAVE HAD IT FAR TOO GOOD FOR FAR TOO LONG!!!"Then this game, my friend, is definitely for you.Simply put, this game is a silly time waster. If you are reading this review...BUY THE GAME.You will get 3 hours of silly gaming and a shiny "Perfect Game."This game only has 5 achievements as of Sept. 24, 2014 and you can get them all in under 3 hours.Time waster. Silly fun. Easy achievements. Easy Perfect Game. Easy easy easy.Plus, you get to shoot cows.. Not worth the price.Somewhat fun, but not worth a penny above $5 in my opinion. The game itself is only 80MB big. Speech in the game is sub-par at best. Gets annoying even after 10 minutes of it. Wait for a big sale if you absolutely MUST get this game.. Nominated for The \u201cBest Use Of A Farm Animal\u201d Award :D. As others have said, this game feels and plays like a cheap, uninspired flash game. I really don't understand why it has 75% positive reviews; gameplay gets stale by the third level, art is awkward and tacky, main character is the embodiment of stinky Texan redneck stereotypes... I've put 3.3 hours into it, completed 100%, achievements included. Got it for free and I tell you I'd be angry if I had paid for it. Avoid.. Totally awful game, ugly, bad sounds bad controls, and unenjoyable game play.. The Culling Of The Cows appears to be riddled with problems. The gameplay itself is repetative, with level after level of Cow Culling as one would expect from the title. Basics of the game include upgrading your weapon so as to blast the oncoming waves of cows, hippies and fat goth chicks. You would think that the gun upgrades would keep the game fresh for a little longer, but every level the upgrades are reset, and thus you just find yourself picking your favourite upgrades at the start of each level time and time again. Honestly this game is not worth the money they are asking. I got it with a 75% discount coupon, and even then I am wondering whether what I have recieved is worth it. If you purchase this game, get it for the cards (which is why I orginaly purchased it), and not for the gameplay, but it is quite a steap price merely for cards.. Its a good game that is kinda cheap feeling and repetitive but fun nonetheless. Play it drunk or high and you'll love it.
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